Day Twenty-seven. Road Trip
To all my readers, especially those Firefighters across our great country, I am presently on a road trip. Contact me at or call my cell at 231 445 2046, if you would like me to stop by your Firehouse. I will give you a copy of The Bradford Stadium Fire, which is a great training aid. I am now in Florida and have visited several Fire Stations. I am heading west tomorrow and will pass through Texas, Arizona, Nevada, and California before returning to Michigan. I am hearing tales about big fires and the special things Firefighters find themselves involved with. I am posting a daily log about my adventures. Send your e-mail if you want to follow my road trip. It has been exciting so far. Here are two stories told to me along the way.
Buelah, Fl. Fire Department
I entered the Florida Panhandle in a fog storm. It was so thick I had to turn on my windshield wipers. It was slow going for an hour. Finally the sun came out and I pulled into Buelah, Florida to get a bite to eat. I noticed a fire engine and some Chief’s cars outside of Wayne’s Family Diner. I went in an introduced myself and was invited to sit down. It was great to be with Firefighters again. They were full of laughs and full of stories. Chief Steve McNair told me about his most interesting medical emergency run.
During a wild house party at a girl decided to jump on a large glass table and do a strip dance for her boy friend. She was leaping around throwing off pieces of clothing when the table leg broke. Down she came, landing ass first on the glass surface. The table shattered slicing her pretty buttocks to the bone. When the Chief and his paramedics arrived they thought they had a fire because the pot smoke filled the room from the ceiling to the floor. The girl was sitting on the floor on a stack of towels to stop the flow of blood. The cut went from mid-hip all the way around to the mid slit of her butt. She had a blanket covering her naked body. The Chief asked to look at her injury. Removing the blanket she leaned over to show her pretty ass. The EMS people came in shortly and they too asked to see her injury. Next came the cops. Again she rolled on her side to show her rear end. Arriving Fire companies all got a look and they loaded her on a gurney to put her in the ambulance. Before she was hoisted into the EMS rig she yelled stop and sat up. She yanked up her t-shirt exposing a gorgeous set of tits. With a smile she said, “Y’all seen everything I got so you might as well see these.” It was a good day for the Beulah Fire Department.
Oviedo,Fl. Fire Department
The last time I was in downtown Oviedo I stopped at the Fire hall for directions. In the entrance was a memorial for Firefighter Shane Kelly. I stopped back today to find out what happened to Firefighter Kelly. It was late afternoon, so the only person up was a young Fireman named Josh. He told me that Shane was off duty when he came on the scene of a terrible car crash. He stopped to give assistance. He was stabilizing a victim who was injured when a tractor trailer failed to stop and plowed into the crash scene instantly killing Firefighter Shane Kelly.
My thoughts rolled back to my time on the job. I had attended many members’ funerals. The common thread among all Firefighters is their dedication to duty. The Oviedo Fire department is small. There are three Fire Houses with a staff of 46 paid Firefighters. It doesn’t matter how big a department is. What does matter is that intangible quality that is inherent in the Fire Service. It is a spirit of commitment to help others and it is laced with a fearlessness to face danger when protecting and helping people in a time of need. Through the sadness of losing a member, the Oviedo Department gave Firefighter Shane Kelly a proper Department Funeral. It was well attended by many other departments. They erected a memorial to Shane’s memory in his Firehouse. Shane was a handsome dedicated young man. As I left the Fire Hall, I shook the hand of the young Firefighter who told me the story about how Shane Kelly lost his life. In that handshake I felt the heart and soul of the Fire Department. It was good to be home again, even if it was only for a short while.
Again, if you would like me to stop by, please contact me at or call my cell at 231 445 2046. I will be glad to visit you and bum a free cup of coffee. Stay safe my brothers and sisters.
"Fire Talk" Archives
- Benny the Hook
- Got To Love Texas
- The Fog of Retirement
- Two Tough Kids
- On Leaving the Department
- Cop Talk 3, Ceremony
- Putting it on the Line
- A Bond of Love
- God Will Protect Us
- Stealing Fires
- Poo Poo Pants
- Decoy Carver
- Firefighter's Road Trip
- Day Twenty-seven. Road Trip
- Down Mexico Way
- Zoo in the 7th
- A Gentle Landing
- Always a Firefighter
- Christmas at the Firehouse
- Harem Sacrum
- The Crow Who Spoke Polish
- Once a Firefighter always a Firefighter
- A Brotherhood
- Retiring a Hall of Fame Firefighter
- Anatomy of Forcible Entry
- 911
- Old Horses
- The Milk Wagon
- The Howling
- Tales of the Seventh Battalion 26, Destructo
- Memories of the 7th Battalion
- Running Mates
- Engine 32
- Last Alarm
- Tiger Stadium Fire
- To Moosenee and Back
- Memorial Day 2009
- Anatomy of a Fire at a Dangerous Building
- Tales of the Seventh Battalion 25, A Typical 7th Battalion Fire
- Boris the Talking Dog
- Wear and Tear
- Tales of the Seventh Battalion 24, Legends
- Axemen
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 23, Ankie
- Anatomy of a Dwelling Fire
- A Firefighter's Spring
- Input
- My Running Mate
- The Singing Fireman
- The Right Stuff
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 22, A Desperate Rescue
- 300 Spartans
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 21, Men Who Fight Bears
- At the End of His Rope
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 20, Wolf Warriors
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 19, Motorcycle Maniac
- Career Ending Injuries
- Detroit Loses One of Its Finest
- On Duty Injuries
- Unpractical Jokes
- Dedication in the Fire Service
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 18, Spare Parts
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 17, Passage to Hell
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 16, Gallant Warrior
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 15, Big Ones
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 14, Chicago Lil
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 13, Bridge Fires
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 12, Hot Stuff
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 11, Taco Wars
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 10, Day in Hell
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 9, Engine House Cat
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 8, Finding a Pen
- The Polish Squad
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 7, Wayne Soap
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 6, Junk Yard Goat
- The 1967 Riot in Detroit 3
- Department Legends
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 5, The Fonz
- The 1967 Riot (an entry from Tom Hart)
- The 1967 Detroit Riot
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 4, Howard
- The Buhl Building Fire
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 3, Engine 27
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 2, Roof Rescue
- Tales of the 7th Battalion 1, Explosion
- The worst 7th Battalion Fire
- Fire Incidents
- Beeler's Fog Monster
- Thoughts of a Retired Firefighter
- Dogs of the Realm
- Going to the Dogs
- Firefighter/Lawyer ?
- Moe Tales
- The Legend of Moe
- A POEM: When Brave Men Cry